Chapter 135: The Magical Vegetable Gangzi
Zhuang Zhou seemed not surprised, but just smiled and said, "When will the boss change this problem of being cautious? He has to think about everything. After thinking about it, he will not leave it to only one person. He always reminds him to see how he is in battle? A boss who is often long-winded and speechless in battle is really a headache."
Cai Bangzi's eyes were dazed and seemed to be a little confused. She staggered and found a place to start sleeping. Zi Yu Kongxuan smiled awkwardly with Zhuang Zhou, and couldn't help but curse Cai Bangzi inwardly.[]
Zhuang Zhou looked at Caibangzi and smiled, saying, "I didn't notice much of this pig before. Now I realize that his attitude of making jokes and acting crazy is almost the same as the boss."
Zi Yu and Kong Xuan looked at Cai Bangzi in surprise, looked at each other for a moment, but the smile in their eyes was already clear. However, it was not the time to be calculating with Cai Bangzi, so it is more important to explain the matter clearly to Zhuang Zhou.
Zhuang Zhou saw that the two girls were about to speak, and couldn't help laughing and said, "Don't say it for now. Let me guess. The boss asked you to come here. It must be about the human race? The most important thing for the human race is development at this time. The subsequent things will probably be ready in the underworld. I just need to cooperate. Now it's just resting and recuperating. If so, I think you don't need to say it. The human race has grown in the past few decades, and its population has increased by five times, and its coverage is getting wider and wider. It can be seen that I'm doing well. If you have specific strategies, just say it. If you just remind me, there is no need."
Zi Yu Kong Xuan couldn't help but smile. This teacher, both in body and clone, always has such personality, which is really interesting.
Zhuang Zhou suddenly remembered something and smiled and said, "I said, you two little girls, do you have any feelings about coming to the Honghuang this time? Do you need my and Lao Xiong's help?"
Zi Yu and Kong Xuan were a little confused, not knowing what Zhuang Zhou was talking about.
Zhuang Zhou smiled and said, "I know that you have always been concerned about doing things for the boss, but have not paid attention to the news in the prehistoric world. This is not possible. No matter what you do, no matter when, the news is always important, not necessarily the most important, but it is essential, and sometimes it can even become a decisive role. Therefore, you must always pay attention to the collection of news in the future. This time I will tell you. There is a craze of honor in the prehistoric world. The cause is that the Lord of Heaven at this time, the boy Haotian of the Taoist ancestor. I wonder if you have any ideas for being a maid?"
Zi Yu and Kong Xuan were still a little confused. Zi Yu said, "But, does Haotian be the Emperor of Heaven have anything to do with us being the maids?"
Zhuang Zhou couldn't help rolling his eyes and said, "Then Haotian is a boy for the Taoist ancestor, so he has a good background and can be the Emperor of Heaven directly. As the eldest maid, do you have no ambitions? If you want to say, in terms of qualifications, you are not inferior to Haotian Yaochi at all, and you even have to win. The boss's identity may not be much worse. Let's talk about what wish you have? Or where do you want to sit? We will find a way to help you achieve it."
Zi Yu couldn't help but frowned and said, "What's the best place for the Emperor of Heaven? How can you be with the teacher? I think Haotian is confused? He can be aloof with the teacher, but once he becomes the Emperor of Heaven, he can take care of many people. But who would really take him seriously by those great supernatural powers or saints? It's better to follow the Taoist ancestor at the beginning."
Kong Xuan also shouted: "That's right, it's great to be free when you follow the teacher around you. Sitting in that position, you still have to think about this and that every day. How annoying, I don't know how much cause and effect it involves. Even if there is a little bonus to the fortune of honor, overall, it's still not as cost-effective as a quiet practice."
Zhuang Zhou smiled and said, "You are wrong. In fact, you don't have to be in that position. The Dao Ancestor of the Heavenly Emperor has given Haotian. Where can anyone dare to make an idea? What I mean is that other positions can actually be very free, such as the boss's Four-Phase and Five Elements Honour, who sits well, and Zhen Yuanzi is the ancestor of the earth immortals. Who can say that he is not free? There are also the King of the East, who is the Lord of the Sanxian on Penglai Island, and Chang Xiyin is the head of the female Sanxian in Xi Kunlun. It is actually good. Let's talk about what you have to ask. I'll see if there is any suitable position?"
Zi Yu and Kong Xuan couldn't help but look at each other, frowned, staring at Zhuang Zhou but didn't say anything anymore. Zhuang Zhou couldn't help but feel confused and said in a daze: "What do you mean? You look at me like this, but if you don't say anything, I still don't know what you mean."
But at this time, the Caibangzi next to him said in a shocking voice: "I said, I think you should stop asking. If you are not the teacher's good corpse, I think they can't help but come up and beat you up now. Even if their cultivation is not as good as you, there are magic weapons, magic powers, and all kinds of strange ideas. With your personality, it is probably difficult to deal with, so my advice to you is to shut up!"
This time, Zhuang Zhou, Zi Yu, and Kong Xuan were shocked. Cai Bangzi has always been distracted except for sleeping. There are very few normal times. Only when Zhuang Xiong asked him any questions would he force a few words. This time, not only did he speak on his own initiative, but he even said so sure, with reasonable evidence, but he really stunned the three of them and didn't understand what the situation was.
Caibangzi was still lying lazily there at this time, and said calmly: "What's so strange? Didn't Teacher Zhuang Zhou say that I'm a bit like a teacher? I pretend to be crazy and foolish and make jokes on weekdays, but now it's nothing to be serious once, right? I always observe you every day. After a long time, I naturally understand you. It seems that it's not strange to guess your thoughts when you see your actions? Why do you still look at me with such strange eyes?"
The three of them were still a little surprised. Zhuang Zhou couldn't help but speak first: "Why do you say that I am also the clone of your master's good corpse. Here you can also represent your master, right? Why do you dare to be so rude to me? Are you not afraid that I will punish you?"
When Zhuang Zhou spoke, Zi Yu couldn't help asking: "Why did you choose to be serious at such a time? After so many years, you didn't have any seriousness when you are by your teacher. Even if you are a little serious, you just honestly act as a mount, but you didn't have any such an amazing word."
Kong Xuan asked, "By the way, do you really pretend to be crazy and stupid on weekdays? But you can't even see it?"
Caibangzi looked at the three of them in a boring way, and first said to Kong Xuan: "Our pigs are naturally lazy and sleeping, so they can't be considered pretending. It's just because of their nature, so it's normal that I can't tell. However, after all, I have been practicing for so many years, and even if I only think about a little things every day, I'm still a lot better, right?"
The three of them nodded to express their understanding. Caibangzi said to Zi Yu again: "Why choose this time? To say disrespectful words, it is purely because the master is not around, and I am a little depressed, so I can't help but speak. You won't have the strange thoughts like the master, nor are you so curious, and you won't ask me some speechless questions. And even if you go back and tell the master, as long as I am sleepy, the master will be too lazy to ask. The master has a lot of things recently, so how can you always remember this little thing, and I will probably forget it soon."
The three of them seemed a little numb. The pig was obviously very clear in his mind. Not only did he think about everything, but he even thought about the way out, but he was really surprised.
Caibangzi finally put his eyes on Zhuang Zhou, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth and said, "As for Teacher Zhuang Zhou, I dare to say this, but because the master and Master Cang Xiong have made an evaluation of you, that is, he is a hard-mouthed and soft-hearted person, and a kind-hearted person. Even if you have killed a lot of demon clans, it is just the master's order. Moreover, the demon clan did too much, touching your bottom line. But I am different from the demon clan. I just say a few harmless words. Moreover, I am the master's mount. Will you give this little face to the master, right?"
Zhuang Zhou laughed dryly with his mouth a few times, turned around and sat down in a daze, not knowing what he was thinking. However, Zi Yu and Kong Xuan seemed to be unable to believe it yet, and couldn't help asking: "Well, I want to ask, are you really the junior brother of Cai Bangzi? Or don't you take over the body of a great magical power?"
Caibangzi couldn't help but roll his eyes and said, "I'm talking about two senior sisters, I've been following the master. If you want to say that in this prehistoric world, who else can take me silently by the master's side? Even a few saints can't do it, right? What's the Daozu who came to take me over a pig who was only in the Daluo realm? What's more, it's the mount of his disciple?"
Zi Yu and Kong Xuan couldn't help but smile awkwardly and said, "Well, we just finished the Piaotian Wenxue.com, but the two girls still couldn't help looking at each other, and seemed to still think this matter was incredible and unacceptable for a while.
Caibangzi couldn't help but feel helpless, as if he understood why Zhuang Xiong's personality changed later, sometimes he pretended to be like a novice. He really couldn't communicate smoothly with these people. His ability to accept seemed a bit poor? It's wrong to always look at people with old eyes.
However, it is rare for Caibangzi to be serious once, so naturally it is not to answer questions for several people, or to remind Zhuang Zhou to chat with Zi Yu Kongxuan when he is bored, and it is not to prove whether he is normal or not. It is better to continue pretending without serious things, why do you have to jump out?
Seeing that the three of them were still thinking about their own things, Nai Bangzi couldn't help but shout, "Well, two senior sisters, I actually want to tell you about the issue of honor and the tasks assigned by the master. Are we going to be a serious matter?"
Chapter completed!