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Chapter 1 Bizarre, anonymous naked man choked to death by tofu!

The crowds of people were crowded in Guangzhou Baiyun Airport, with all kinds of skin colors. Men, women, young and old were moving slowly along the flow of people towards the airport gate. They were quite tall and handsome. Liang Pengfei, who was tall and strong, was squeezing in the crowd sweating profusely, causing a lot of rolling eyes and scolding. Liang Pengfei grinned indifferently, revealing a healthy white teeth, which formed a dazzling contrast with his healthy skin that made the African sun shine black.

Liang Pengfei turned a deaf ear to those people's contempt and savage attacks, and continued to move forward like a flexible swimming fish in the crowd. "Fuck your grandma, squeeze, and die?" Liang Pengfei hit a fat man with a green dragon tattooed on his body, furious and shouted at Liang Pengfei.

The crowd had already rushed out of the crowd, Liang Pengfei, who was relaxed all over, took a deep breath of familiar air, turned his head and smiled and gestured at the loud-sounding brother Tai, with a grim smile and a middle finger: "I don't have time to die, I'm going to go back to China to give up my sperm. Do you want it?"

Petrochemical, countless passengers who had just surged to the gate of Baiyun Airport heard the two of them. On the spot, a Western blonde man with glasses kept drawing crosses on his chest, and exclaimed in his heart in his half-baked Chinese: "God, I didn't expect that the Chinese people's courtship would be so bold."

The petrified crowd made the Western glasses' man sigh and the sigh of thunder was so chubby that the fat man in the green dragon almost blew his lungs out. "Don't let your mother's international friend's fart, I'm not a gay man."

"Gildie? Yours?HYA%#·%#..." The blonde man with glasses looked at the mist and was bleeding from the face. His tiger eyes were wide open and he was shaking with fat fat. A string of foreign language appeared in his mouth. Seeing that the fat man with green dragon did not respond, he was another string of foreign language. It seemed that this Western blonde man with glasses did not understand the profoundness of Chinese. Every thing has many special names. However, the bad thing is that he should not use foreign language to fool our Chinese gangster angry youth.

The fat man Qinglong, who was ecstatic with a star-eyed look, shook his fat body: "Fuck your grandma, you foreign boy, dare to pretend to be stupid with the man? You don't let the descendants of the Eight-Nation Alliance see what Chinese Kung Fu is? I don't believe in Huang, Foshan Shadowless Hand..."

Just at the Baiyun Chicken Farm in Guangzhou, no, the culprit of the Baiyun Airport gate was full of chaos and the wolf was running and the rabbit was chasing. Liang Pengfei, the culprit of this international friend dispute, had already sat in the taxi car and kept urging the taxi driver to drive faster.

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Looking at the lush green on both sides of the avenue, and the white clouds dotted in the blue sky, the ribbons with a wet air passing through the internal organs. "It's better for the motherland. The air is so fresh, the trees are so green, and even the girls are so beautiful." Liang Pengfei couldn't help but sigh with deep affection. The taxi driver was so scared that he kept looking at Liang Pengfei sitting in the passenger seat, muttering in his heart, is this crazy? He has to recite poems when he is in my car. Please, the fat aunt who just walked through the sidewalk is at least forty years old and is still beautiful. Who is this?

There must be something wrong with this girl's aesthetic taste. The double-eyed sow may be stunning in his eyes. The taxi driver speculated maliciously.

At this moment, all the opposite sex fell into the eyes of the sow with double eyelids. Liang Pengfei ignored the contemptuous gaze of the taxi driver. He felt very moved in his heart. He spent a year in Africa, not only desolate, but also desolate. Countless black-faced African indigenous girls with their upper body and their butts were naked and holding AK, dancing on the street. It seemed that the scene of Liang Pengfei dancing in his head was still swaying in Liang Pengfei's head. For a whole year, the flying war had made Liang Pengfei's nerves become extremely thick, and he could hide casually in the rumbling sound of guns and cannons.

At the foot of the bed, siping tea and using a laptop to brag and fight with the buddies from the Iron Blood Net and Light Weapon Club; they can also wear steel helmets and bulletproof vests and roar in the artillery fire. From time to time, people fall down to the front line to promote and demonstrate and on-site guidance for the new weapons of government soldiers, guide them to use various raw materials to prepare various drugs, fire medicines, and guide them to reload bullets to gain the friendship of each other. They even have the intention to voluntarily translate the Chinese instructions for those medical devices to a doctor who is undergoing amputation surgery.

Sometimes when there is a problem with the business, I have to find a way to fight wits and courage with those guys, and use all means to make these irritable guys docile. In short, a salesperson like him is more like a dangerous person dancing on the tip of a knife than a mercenary.

These are nothing to Liang Pengfei, a salesperson who has been traveling through dangerous areas around the world for many years, and what he finds is that the women here can only be seen and not touched, not just because these women do not conform to his aesthetic concepts. The man is really hungry, and the sow with double eyelids can also turn into Diao Chan.

But the problem is that this is the most severely rampant area of ​​AIDS. A neighbor who lives with him in the same hotel, a French salesperson who claimed that romance is the most important element of his life has only been here for less than a month. He infected AIDS because of his romantic, fraternity that is not clear about beauty and ugliness. This made Liang Pengfei, who had not had time to wait for the double-eyed sow to become Diao Chan, extremely grateful and alert. Therefore, Liang Pengfei, who was originally determined to create a nation on this hot land of Africa, decided not to recycle the yin and replenish the yang, but to re-ed up the boy's skills. He practiced hard for a whole year and was fucked for a whole year. He received a call from the company headquarters to inform the company that the overall transaction was finally completed and that he could leave Africa and return to China. Liang Pengfei couldn't help but look down at his little brother who had not performed his role for a long time. Finally, he didn't have to suffer that kind of pain anymore.

Standing in the aisle on the third floor, Liang Pengfei, who climbed up to the third floor without breathing, held the small travel bag in one hand and pressed the doorbell with the other hand.

"Here, come, who is this?" A lazy and sexy voice came from behind the door. When he heard this voice, Liang Pengfei, who was already quite excited, had signs of redness in his eyes, and blue smoke and sparks seemed to be sprayed out from his nostrils, as if he had reached the sign of beastization.

The door suddenly opened, revealing a charming and sexy face. Maybe he had just woken up from his sleep, his face was filled with a faint anger and anger, and the bright red cheeks that had not yet faded. The corners of his eyes were full of charming teasing.

A thin silk nightgown on her body exposed the white greasy area on her chest and neck. The red nightgown could not cover the temptation of her sexy and irritating figure. "Is it you?" Seeing Liang Pengfei standing outside, the woman was stunned.

"It's me!" Liang Pengfei's answer was quite concise. He walked into the door and threw his travel bag aside. After closing the door casually, his red eyes glanced at the angering fairy. "Where is your husband?"

"He is not here, you..." The woman raised her hand holding the collar of the nightgown and hugged it next to her mouth. Swish, swish, in the blink of an eye, only the sound of cracking silk was heard. Liang Pengfei had transformed from a well-dressed, skillful white-collar worker into a naked and top-notch naked man.

"Rogue..." The woman had a pretty face red and had no time to shout two words. The naked Liang Pengfei reached out and flipped his hand, and his nightgown flew away, and his big hand hugged the fairy with a sense of maturity and temptation all over her body, and he whispered it up.

The woman made a lot of effort, but she couldn't break away from Liang Pengfei's arms. She had to hug the hooligan's head tightly, endured the trembling and numbness caused by Liang Pengfei's lips and big hands doing evil, and made a nearly moaning voice: "Little bad guy, don't, um, be gentle..."

"Beauty, do you know that I've been holding it in a damn place in Africa for a whole year, and I'm almost crazy." Her lips wandered on the woman's skin with heat and charming redness. She muttered vaguely, and when she thrust her hard buttocks, she heard a soul-absorbing moan, and a stream of joy that made him extremely happy.

Liang Pengfei's buttocks were like a turbocharged intercooled high-power diesel engine with a 1,500-horsepower Chinese Type 99 main battle tank engine, which instantly accelerated to the maximum. The woman rolled her eyes, and the excited red tide on her face spread like a tide. However, the last trace of reason made her moan in Liang Pengfei's ear and begged for mercy: "Don't do this, my husband..."

"Hmm? Isn't he not at home?" Liang Pengfei couldn't help but be stunned, his movements slowed down slightly, and he raised his head from the woman's surging chest. The darkened chest was like a bronze cast, which made the woman's heart beat like a deer. Compared to her husband, this little man was extremely strong.

Seeing the woman's expression, Liang Pengfei thrust his waist badly, and almost knocked the woman out of her mind. After a while, she came back to her senses. The woman held Liang Pengfei's face in both hands and kissed Liang Pengfei's handsome and healthy cheek intimately, and said hurriedly: "It's not that dead man is not at home. He came back early on on a business trip. He just arrived for a while, and now he went downstairs to make soy sauce. I originally wanted to call you to not come over, but I didn't expect you to arrive so soon." His eyes looked at this little man who was five years younger than him, but was fascinated by this married woman.

"Ah?!" Liang Pengfei's look, who was still rising just now, instantly poured a cool and clear look. Oh, your grandma's... is actually going to make soy sauce?

"Why don't you clean up quickly, little villain, naughty..." The woman saw Liang Pengfei's appearance, reluctantly moved away, reached out to hold it down, and told her with a smile.

告告告... At this time, the door was shocked. "Wife, open the door quickly."

"Fuck!" Liang Pengfei, naked, picked up his clothes and saw that he was so excited just now. When the little universe exploded, he didn't take off his clothes and pants, and he just tore them open. Looking at the set of clothes that performance artists didn't want to wear, he was really stunned.

The woman couldn't help but panic, but there was no place to hide a living person at home. "All right, go to the windowsill, dear, hurry up and hide." The woman quickly stuffed Liang Pengfei's ragged clothes into Liang Pengfei's hand, and also picked up the travel bag. She pulled the little lover and ran to the bedroom. While she still shouted at the closed door without moving, "Wait a minute, why are you in a hurry? I'm not wearing any clothes yet."

"I'll wear some clothes first and then go up." Liang Pengfei looked at the edge of the wall connected to the windowsill. It was at least ten centimeters and could indeed stand.

The woman pressed her hand to her lips and signaled Liang Pengfei not to speak. When she heard the sound of the door key, she couldn't help but change her face: "It's too late. It's dark now, and no one can see you. Go up, little villain, I'll send the dead ghost out of the door before coming to find you." The woman said as she pushed Liang Pengfei to the windowsill. At this time, the sun had set, and only some of the afterglow was still in the sky. The sky was already much darker. As long as you were careful not to make a sound, no one would pay attention to it.

Liang Pengfei gritted his teeth and climbed up naked with his butt. After taking the travel box, he still smeared the woman's plump breasts unsatisfiedly: "Dear, hurry up."

"Oh, you little ill-hearted villain!" The woman couldn't help but snorted, her eyes swayed, and the bright redness on her face shone with a charming brilliance under the afterglow of the sun. She saw Liang Pengfei's little brother standing in the sky...

Inside, the woman was arguing with her husband because there was a man's shoe at home. When she heard the argument between the couple and the messy footsteps approaching the bedroom windowsill. Liang Pengfei also became nervous. What should I do? Go back? He fought with other people's husband alone with his bare butt, and he could not reach the point of being shameless.

After looking at his feet, it seemed that there was a platform on the first floor. He jumped from the third floor to that platform and traveled through dangerous areas all year round. Liang Pengfei, who had been practicing good skills, thought he could do it easily. After jumping on, he took out a set of clothes from his travel bag and put it on and ran away. This seemed to be the best choice.

Liang Pengfei gritted his teeth and stretched his arms to maintain balance, like a light, hairless (the hairless rate on the surface of his body accounts for 90%, this must be made clear. Liang Pengfei has no hair loss) landed on the platform on the first floor. Unexpectedly, when he landed in the air on the second floor, Liang Pengfei felt that his feet seemed to have hooked a wire or closed-circuit things.

Liang Pengfei was shocked and sweated all over. This hook immediately made him lose balance. However, Liang Pengfei is worthy of being a person who has gone through life and death for countless years. He let go of his hands holding a travel bag and broken clothes in the face of danger. His hands flipped over his body and pressed down. Liang Pengfei believed that as long as he could reach the platform with both palms at the first time, he would have a way to buffer and eliminate the weight of free fallen force to ensure that he was not damaged at all.

The moment his finger touched the platform, Liang Pengfei's face full of perseverance and courage suddenly froze. The platform was actually a hole when his fingers touched it. What kind of platform? It's simply a plastic shed. The sky was too dark, and Liang Pengfei in the air really didn't have time to tell what quality this platform was...

Then, Liang Pengfei, who lost the initiative, felt that his eyes turned black, then lit up, and then blackened. He didn't know what the hell was smashed into, sealed his mouth and nose, and when the thing opened his mouth and poured in, Liang Pengfei tasted a familiar smell of tofu, and his struggling thighs seemed to kick something, and then he felt a sense of numbness spread throughout his body in an instant.

The old couple who made tofu opened their mouths like soybeans that were steamed and burst out, their eyes stared at the two legs-covered thighs outside the tofu bucket with the flashing lights. Finally, they were placed outside the bucket like two dead fish.

"Ghost..." The old couple hugged one piece and let out a scream as sharp as when they entered the bridal chamber.

Before Liang Pengfei lost consciousness, he felt mixed emotions. After holding it in for a year, he returned to his dear motherland and found a beautiful and infuriating girl. However, he wanted to relax his mind and body, and actually caused so much horse manure. If tofu really choked to death, he might as well commit suicide by hanging his neck on the telephone pole with his butt. That would be a little more tragic. Damn, what a mess?

The next morning, a major news appeared on the front page of the morning newspaper, with a shocking title: Strange News: An unknown naked man was choked to death by tofu!

According to our reporter, at around 7 o'clock last night, a naked man jumped from a high place in a residential house on XX Street, District XX District and smashed the canopy on the first floor of the tofu shop... The cause of death of the deceased was that his mouth, nose and lungs were blocked by tofu brain, causing revenge death. His identity is being confirmed closer...

Three days later, there was a new grave in the cemetery in Xiaxiao, Guangzhou. Liang Pengfei, an outstanding and progressive young man in a society who choked to death naked in a tofu bucket for an affair, finally became a tragic bird for the ages...--------------------------------------------------------------�
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