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Chapter 814 "The Nunchaku", "I Love Taiwanese Girl"(1/2)

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Eat popsicles~ Pull popsicles~ It’s nothing to say~!

Eat popsicles~ Pull popsicles~ It’s nothing to say~!

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In the orgasm part, Du Xinghe used to add electronic music to the guitar with torn Humai, and also spoke the twisting idioms in another torn sound, with an extremely impatient rhythm!

Chen Xi was so excited that she felt that the music that was full of motivation and was even more exciting than the nightclub music! Du Xinghe's ventriloquism was simply amazing! One person was even more powerful than the podium of a band! Even playing and accompaniment and singing without any stuttering, it was so awesome to the North Pole!

Chen Xi shook her shoulders with Du Xinghe's rhythmic melody. Whenever she roared with accent, her little head would sway, and her hair would tremble, which was quite rock-like.↖

Seeing that Chen Xi was high again, Du Xinghe kept flowing yellow light into his body, and he sang even more impatiently.

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The fat man found something wrong and looked around and wanted to run away~ pretend that his grandson, I shouted here, my uncle~

"No" "No" We are just working relationships and talking about a big business~

We met her during the day and asked her to trade stocks during the day and said that she wanted to trade stocks. I was teaching her some tips.

This grandson began to talk about the stock interest rate and I kicked it to the ground and shouted "You tmd~

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Eat iron wire~ pull the lid~ it can really weave it~!

Eat iron wire~ pull the lid~ it can really weave it~!

Eat iron wire~ pull the lid~ it can really weave it~!

Eat iron wire~ pull the lid~ it can really weave it~!

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I am her boyfriend~I am her fiancé~I am her husband~I am her baby~

She came to Beijing on a green train~I took a plane with her home to visit her relatives~

She said she would spend her whole life with me~ She said she would give birth to me~two children~

I want to kill you to feed the pigs~ Kill you to feed the pigs~ One person exchanges for two dogs' lives~ I tmd~

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Eat steamed buns~ Lahua rolls~ I made money~!

Eat steamed buns~ Lahua rolls~ I made money~!

Eat steamed buns~ Lahua rolls~ I made money~!

Eat steamed buns~ Lahua rolls~ I made money~!

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Use the baseball bat quickly~huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Use the baseball bat quickly~huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Use the baseball bat quickly~huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Use the baseball bat quickly~huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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At the end of this song, "Short, Big and Tight" naughtyly introduced Jay Chou's classic verse "Narclaw", but replaced the nunchao with a baseball bat.

Du Xinghe hummed and heheed four times before he ended this peak oral performance.

Chen Xi burst out and gave Du Xinghe a thumbs up, with two thumbs up. He praised: "Genius! I have no more worship of you. Please accept my knees... and shirt!"

Chen Xi wanted Du Xinghe to kneel down. Du Xinghe's magical skills were so shocked that she knelt down on one knee casually and gave Du Xinghe the shirt she had just taken off.

Du Xinghe smiled and put Chen Xi's shirt on the sofa, rubbed his throat. He said, "I'm going to do my best today. I'm not so impatient in normal times. This song is very tiring."

"I can see that your face is red and you're singing." Chen Xi asked Du Xinghe curiously: "Did you use Humai's skills just now?"

Du Xinghe smiled and said, "It's more advanced than Humai."

Chen Xi exclaimed: "More high-end than Humai?"

Du Xinghe smiled introvertedly and said, "This is a unique skill, I can't talk about it."

Chen Xi nodded: "I understand! Idiot, please sing another song for me. My ears have been itchy with you. If I don't listen to your music, I feel uncomfortable all over!"

Du Xinghe took a big sip of red wine to moisten his voice and make himself a little more drunk. He said to Chen Xi: "It's okay for me to continue singing, but you have to invest coins."

Chen Xi showed a faint charm, raised Du Xinghe with his eyes and chuckled, "Is it invested again? What coins do you want me to invest this time?"

Du Xinghe pointed to Chen Xi’s beige hot pants: “It’s so tight, just take it off.”

"If you take it off, take it off. You think I'm afraid of you!"

Chen Xi was very heroic and stood in front of Du Xinghe. He deliberately turned around and targeted Du Xinghe with his slim waist and beautiful back. His two small buttocks that were broken by beige hot pants were placed less than two meters in front of Du Xinghe.

Two straight long legs, like pencils, were smoothly naked, emitting a soft yellow light. Such mysterious charm was something Du Xinghe had never experienced before.

Du Xinghe felt a little excited, but he was not in a hurry to eat this piece of tofu, because he wanted to adjust Chen Xi's mood to the highest level so that he could completely drain Chen Xi's energy.

Chen Xi deliberately turned his back to Du Xinghe. He tweeted his long hair behind his ears, turned his head, showed off his pure and beautiful cheeks, his blurred and slightly drunk eyes, picked Du Xinghe, and his hands unbuttoned his hot pants in front of his waist.

With a naughty and ambiguous smile, Chen Xi hummed gently, inserted his thumb into the loose waist of the hot pants, slid to both sides of the waist, and gently took down an inch of her waist, deliberately revealing the pattern of her black waist...

Chen Xi's upper body sports vest was crossed behind, and the two wide shoulder straps formed an x ​​shape in the center of her back, revealing her snow-white and red scapula, and her slim waist. When she slowly took off her hot pants, her beautiful arms, snow-white slim waist, and plump buttocks formed a very attractive structure. Although Du Xinghe had seen many big scenes, he couldn't help but be caught in his eyes. You know, the Angelababy in front of him was beautified by countless people in the movie, and it was also an electric luminous version. This is a hundred times more charming than the Angelababy in reality! The charm is close to Fang Yajun!

Du Xinghe suppressed his urge to pounce, made himself more at ease, enjoyed the light that swam from Chen Xi, and watched Chen Xi's seductive performance.

Seeing that she had done such sexy actions, Du Xinghe was unmoved and praised Du Xinghe even more. She smiled mischievously and did not torture Du Xinghe's patience. She took off her beige hot pants on her thighs, revealing a translucent black gauze. Her two shiny and fragrant buttocks stretched the black gauze so well that it was very smooth, flexible, delicate, and extremely attractive.

He shook his slim waist, accidentally shook his two small buttocks, shook his hot pants from his thighs to his calves, and did not bend over. Instead, he raised his left foot and kicked his hot pants to the ground. Like dancing, Chen Xi turned around and gave Du Xinghe a shy show, smiling and loudly said: "I'm investing coins, you should sing!"

Chen Xi's small inner body is made of tulle material, as thin as stockings, but the triangle area in front adopts a hollow-cut patch design, which seems to be transparent visually. But it is actually opaque. Her virgin land Du Xinghe naturally cannot see it, but the light flowing out there is floating towards Du Xinghe, which makes Du Xinghe feel floating. He knew that Chen Xi had been taken down by him, and he was just one last step away.

Du Xinghe held the guitar and asked Chen Xi with a smile: "What else do you want to hear?"

Chen Xi was full of energy and made a nunchakus move, and said in anticipation: "You sang it at the end just now, hahaha. Let's take the first Jay Chou's "Narcup"! I want to listen to the ventriloquy version of the mix and accompaniment!"

"No problem." Du Xinghe made an OK gesture to Chen Xi and played the guitar lightly. After searching for the feeling, he adjusted his voice and entered the mixing mode.

Jay Chou’s song "Narcuse" set a precedent for many Chinese music scenes, and it was a work that was extremely complex from the style to the melody. When Du Xinghe first listened, he had just entered university to study composition. At that time, he was mostly involved in the composition style of the orthodox genre. Chad heard Jay Chou’s song "Narcuse" so shocking! It was then that he realized that music could still be played like this! From then on, he admired Jay Chou’s style and was full of thought. Only those who had truly practiced orthodox composing would understand the pioneering nature of "Narcuse".

Even now, Du Xinghe still feels that Jay Chou's classics among the classics in the Chinese music scene. Since this song, there has been basically no work in the Chinese music scene that can create another genre, and it is all a particularly backward feeling. Even now, this song "Narcuse" still has a high avant-garde nature.

It's really a pity that there is only one Jay Chou in the Chinese music scene.

If there were a few more, the Chinese music scene would not have become as dead as it was later. Compared with the efficiency of the European and American music scenes, which have produced new people, new works, and new styles, Chinese pop music can basically be said to be dead and completely strangled by pirated versions.

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The smell of smoke in Iwara Shop~ Next door is the National Museum~

The mom in the store has three judo sections~

The boss who teaches boxing, footing, martial arts~ Practice the iron sand palm~ Playing the Yang family gun~

He is best at hard-core kung fu~ he can also wear a golden bell and iron cloth shirt~

I'm used to their sons, and I've been influenced by them since I was a child.

What kind of swords, guns, sticks, I'm all playing pretty well~

What weapon is the most popular ~ nunsack soft medium strips ~

Want to go to Songshan, Henan~ learn Shaolin and Wudang~

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Chen Xi was conquered again by Du Xinghe's ventriloquy movie rap. Du Xinghe said it as fast as Jay Chou, and even faster! Because of the loading of brute force current, Du Xinghe's ventriloquy speed was definitely several levels faster than ordinary people. Chen Xi heard it as if he had a motor in his body, and he couldn't sit down at all. Just like in a nightclub, she jumped up with Du Xinghe's huge melody and rhythm.

This kind of cheerful jumping is caused by excessive drinking, but more of it is her surprise from the bottom of her heart! She never imagined that there was such awesome person in this world!

When we came to the chorus, Chen Xi and Du Xinghe sang together—

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(What to do~What to do~) (Chen Xi asked)

Free breathing and breathing ~

(What to do~What to do~)

The qi sinks into the Dantian and the palm of the palm of your hand is opened

(What to do~What to do~)

A sandbag with thousands of miles a day~

Don't be surprised when flying the eaves and walls~ Come when going~

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Du Xinghe became very excited when he saw Chen Xiyue's high. He found that this girl with slender, straight and beautiful legs seemed to be showing off without having to do it, and could use music to burst her with music! This shows that she still has some musical talent, at least she has a good sense of music. In his super fast rhythm, Chen Xi could cut in perfectly and sing with him, which made him very excited.

Although his cheeks were a little tired, Du Xinghe was ignited to sing, and he continued to mix and perform with faster speech speed and electronic rhythm—

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One ~ Horse stance forward ~ One left hook fist ~ Right hook fist ~
To be continued...
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