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Chapter 579 The most incomprehensible lyrics (2)(1/2)

The song "Evidence" by Hua Guang Wolf, which was in another plane. Du Xinghe wrote this song very early and practiced singing. Hua Guang Wolf was the first to hear this song from Du Xinghe. Hua Guang Wolf has an inexplicable favor for the songs sung or songs he practiced.

Du Xinghe actually likes this song very much. This song is among the top 100 popular songs in his heart, which is very classic. He is powerless to complain about the poster's complaints, and is too lazy to complain. He is waiting for the opportunity to continue to scare the wolf of Huaguang.

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33, "Missing your white socks and the smell on you" - Xin = Xiao = Qi "Taste"

I really want to know the taste of her socks. What kind of laundry detergent are you using?

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Another super classic song was criticized. Even the wolf of Huaguang knew that the owner's complaint was in the wrong direction. The owner should not complain about the smell, but should complain about why he missed the other party's white socks, because was it washed with Blue Moon Laundry Detergent?

The Wolf of Huaguang smiled silently. Du Xinghe broke into the Wolf of Huaguang and laughed silently. He did not affect the Wolf of Huaguang, but was a little more and more affected by the Wolf of Huaguang.

continue.

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34, Qi: "I don't know what you are thinking" Yuan: "You understand very well" Qi: "I understand very well what you are thinking" Yuan: "I don't know" - Qi Wei & Yuan Chengjie "Wai-Ban No. 18"

A schizophrenia couple, hehe

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The lyrics were very divided, but Hua Guang Wolf just smiled lightly, not expecting that she was so funny before, because he had never heard of this song, nor did he know who Yuan Cheng-jie was, Qi-wei knew who it was, but this beauty also married a wife and married an American stick, which made Hua Guang Wolf a little lost. He was not very keen on such a little star-wife. He simply jumped over and continued to read the next one.

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35, "A butterfly blinks a few times before it can fly" - Wang Li-Hong "Things You Don't Know"

This really won the title of the song. What I don’t know is, does the blink of an eye have nothing to do with flying? There are also creatures in junior high school that tell us that butterflies are compound eyes.

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"Haha, you will lose if you are serious, the poster." It was the song he admired again, and the wolf of Huaguang smiled and said. Except for the girl he insisted on picking up, he didn't like to be serious about other things, let alone serious about it. The lyrics of this kind of personification cannot be serious. Obviously, he is much smarter than this poster.

After reading the post for a long time, Hua Guangzhilang was a little tired and had a little fight with his eyelids. He hadn't woken up normally just now, but was scared by nightmare. It was only five o'clock in the morning, and he was far from sleeping enough.

Putting his phone on the bedside table, Hua Guang's wolf wanted to try to sleep again, but after closing his eyes, his mind calmed down. The terrifying hedgehog eyes came out again, and he was so scared that he quickly opened his eyes again.

"Am I being evil? Why do I always see that hedgehog?" Hua Guang's Wolf was confused, and the more he thought about it, the more he became strange. It was said that he was in Jiaxing now, and not in the north. The hedgehog that Du Xinghe had messed with was in the north. It was impossible to chase him here to find him. What's going on?

Du Xinghe felt a little conscious when he saw the wolf of Huaguang, and shouted in his mind: "A wolf! It's me! It's me who let you see the hedgehog! I'm trapped in your body!... Can you hear me talking?!A wolf!!!"

Tickling his head. Hua Guang's wolf always felt something was wrong, but he couldn't say it. He didn't like to think, so he simply diverted his attention and picked up his phone that had not turned off the post yet, so he continued to read the funny lyrics.

Then I just read it, and it's time to Article 36.

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36. "You finally became someone else's mistress" - Indifferent "Miss Three"

Is it what the mother said to her daughter? Why do I feel a little relieved?

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This singer named Indifference, Hua Guang Wolf has no idea who it is, but look at the title of the song and the lyrics. Looking at the owner's complaints, Hua Guang Wolf suddenly became interested in this song "Miss Three", but after listening to it, it was the type he didn't like, so I was very disappointed, so I continued to read it.

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37, "The dirtier my hands are, the more shiny my eyes are" - Wu Yuetian "Stubborn"

The more I listen, the more I look like a thief, or a bus-sex-demon, and I think about it very terrifyingly!!

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"Haha!" It's the band that Huaguang Wolf likes again. This inspirational "Stubborn" was actually explained by the poster, and it made Huaguang Wolf laugh to death. Huaguang Wolf has gradually become familiar with the interesting online term "think carefully, and he knows that this word is the abbreviation of "think carefully, and feels extremely terrifying".

As the poster said, if you take out this lyrics alone and think about it carefully, it will be extremely terrifying! And it is extremely terrifying!

Hua Guang Lang frowned as he thought about it, and couldn't help but shivered. For some reason, the scene of a car accident appeared in his mind, which made him feel very bad.

I shook my head and didn't dare to think too much. I diverted my attention and continued to look down.

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38, "You have the smell of perfume on you... wipe everything off and sleep with you" - Hu-Yang-Lin "Perfume is poisonous"

I find it hard to understand how such a song can exist in the world. There is no such woman. It’s so cheap. I just want to say, please contact the boy who read my post.

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As a single-cell color "wolf", Huaguang Wolf is easily diverted from attention. In Article 38, the poster's complaint made Huaguang Wolf excited again, and he replied in his mind, saying: "Please contact me."

"Contact your uncle!" Du Xinghe saw the terrifying stimulation effect, and heard the wolf of Huaguang say "Please contact me" in his mind. He was so angry that he scolded him in anger!

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39, "Circles, circles, me every day every year" - Lin Jun-jie "Jiangnan"

This lyrics have bothered me for a long time. What kind of me is this? JJ, let's sit down and have a good chat.

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This song "Jiangnan" is one of the favorites of Huaguang Wolf. Like "Miss Dong", he also has a special liking for this song. The reason is that he has been attracted by the beauty of the publishing house with this song.

Although it seems a bit old-fashioned to go to KTV to sing this song now, Hua Guang Wolf is not hesitant to that. This song is his must-sing song on KTV. He thinks that he sings this song very nicely, and he also successfully captured the vice president who published martial arts novels for him with this song.

In his opinion, he could sleep until he could sleep because he sang this song well, but he didn't know that he was willing to sleep with him. He was completely interested in his novel talent and had nothing to do with singing.

Because she likes this song "Jiangnan", Huaguang Wolf also has a good impression of the original singer JJ. Although JJ is not ugly, she gives people a shy feeling, not the type of picking up girls. Therefore, Huaguang Wolf is defined as a pollution-free friend. If he has the chance in the future, he can cooperate with JJ.

Listening to the voice of Hua Guang's wolf stinky fart, Du Xinghe was so helpless that he was so famous that this guy was going to cooperate with this person and make friends with that person. Little did he know that he didn't know which onion he was.

However, Du Xinghe has to admit that if the future development is good, the Wolf of Huaguang may indeed become the top star of this plane. No matter what, this guy is also a time traveler with the wisdom and wealth of the whole world, and has "strange power" in his body, comparable to a superman. As long as he does not die, even if this guy is confused, he can make a name for himself.

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40, "Ten men are seven stupid, eight are stupid, nine are bad" - Tao-Jingying "Sisters and Sisters Stand Up"

Mathematics is taught by physical education teachers without explanation

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"Is the physical education teacher taught me?" Seeing the latest lyrics, Hua Guang's wolf was stunned at first, and then suddenly reacted. The numerical logic of this word was very messy. He couldn't help but laugh.

If you want to say that the song "Sisters and Sisters Stand Up" is also familiar with Hua Guang's Wolf, because this is also a song copied by Du Xinghe on another plane. Hua Guang's Wolf is very fond of this funny song. However, he has been asleep and singing the lyrics without feeling any awkward. But now he has been complained by the poster, and he found that the lyrics of this line are very problematic. After careful analysis, he can only use the mathematics of the lyrics taught by the physical education teacher to explain.

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42, "My father held my hands and gently walked through the quiet stone road in the morning" - Zhou-Jaylen "In the Name of Father"

Do you walk with your hands on your dad’s feet? I’ll make up for my cuteness!

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"Haha." I felt so happy when I saw the poster complaining about Jay Chou's Wolf. Perhaps he was too envious and jealous of Jay Chou, and he also regarded Jay Chou as his biggest opponent in the future music scene. So even if Jay Chou got married, Hua Guang's Wolf still dared not take this guy lightly. He still had the same attitude towards Jay Chou's songs. The song was good, but Jay Chou's singing skills were extremely trash.

As for this song "In the Name of Father", Hua Guang Wolf may have heard it before, but she didn't pay much attention. Now that I see such lyrics, I imagine that scene in my mind. Hua Guang Wolf smiled in my heart: "I was led by someone to walk with my hands - I actually wrote such a lyric. Zhou Moumou, you are such a fool!"

Du Xinghe originally wanted to search for horror scenes of war to stimulate the Wolf of Huaguang. But after hearing what Huaguang said, he was more excited. He thought that this guy was too idiotic. He always acted smart and was not smart when he should be smart. Why can't he leave gently when he held the two hands of another person? And more importantly, the lyrics of this song were not written by Jay Chou! Why did he scold Jay Chou?

Du Xinghe was really angry by the Wolf of Huaguang. His consciousness had not rested for dozens of hours. Du Xinghe was about to be angry by the Wolf of Huaguang and became mentally disorganized.

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43, "Are you willing to untie the arrangement and combination on the blackboard?" - Hu-Xia "Those Years"

So what if I don’t solve it or not, I don’t know, but I don’t know, what!

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Hua Guang's Wolf liked this song "Those Years", but when he was practicing singing in another plane, he felt extremely awkward. He was unable to complain about such lyrics, so let's continue.

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44, "Oh, who will guess whether Q-Q love is true or not? Maybe the other party is Jaylen" - Wang Lin "Q-Q Love"

What to guess? Why Jaylen? I'm messy

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"Fuck me, I'm also messy! Why is everything related to that stutter!" Hua Guang's wolf was angry when he saw the word Jaylen. Maybe the other party wrote about Jaylen, Jaylen Ma, Jaylen Li, Jaylen Wang? He doesn't care about that, he will be unhappy when he sees Jaylen!

Du Xinghe didn't know why the Wolf of Huaguang had such great resentment towards Jay Chou. This guy seemed to really regard Jay Chou as his lifelong opponent.

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46. ​​"Don't ask me how many stars are there, I will tell you a lot" - Yang Yu-ying "Tell you gently"

This is a really good answer I know how to answer!

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Huaguang Wolf laughed again and said to himself: "This is such a fucking smart question and answer!"

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47, "Wait for the next dawn, can you give me the photos of the stolen-take me to see the sea?" - Guo Jing "Next dawn"

Every time I hear it, I will be stolen - these two words are taken to suck my attention away...

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To be continued...
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