Chapter 8 The Correct Use of the Maid
"Oh, in fact, I haven't finished the sentence at the beginning. I'm very sorry, the Titanic is about to sink, and only women and children can board the life raft! The captain's order, they have guns, and whoever is disobedient will kill anyone. It's so vicious and shameless! In our Japan, men leave first, women and children are broken. If your wife dies, you can marry again (you are younger and more beautiful), and if your son dies, you can reborn (even later, compete for property). What the hell is that women and children are given priority!"
All three of them were stunned when they heard this. Carl even had the urge to immigrate to Japan for a moment, and the door to a new world was opening...
"Also, life jackets are useless at all. With the cold sea water now, you will die if you go down for ten minutes. So, Carl, you are going to die, and I am going to die too! Since you are all going to die, take off your clothes, let's start the carnival! We Japanese are very gentlemen, especially before we die..."
Ning Yun took out his gun and pointed at the three of them: "In order to prevent you from participating actively, you can only make a bad decision. Look, I bowed and apologized for this from the beginning. It's very polite!"
Rose trembled all over and glared at Ning Yun.
Carl made a defensive posture in panic, and Rose's mother screamed and hid behind Carl.
"I misread you, Mr. Anbe, I thought you were a gentleman, but I didn't expect you to be so shameless and disappointing!" Rose held her skirt tightly.
Ning Yun made a puzzled look: "Is there any contradiction between these two?"
Rose was so angry that she had nothing to say.
"God will punish you!" Rose's mother screamed!
"We have eight million gods!" Ning Yun was arrogant.
Carl made a soothing posture: "Relax, Mr. Anbe, relax! There is no need to do this, we will not die. We are rich people, how can rich people die! We can bribe the crew, get the seat of the life raft. Put down the gun, and I can pay you money, it's nothing."
"Don't lie to me, this is impossible! The British Empire is the master of our Japan, and everyone is noble. According to my observation, the moon is also rounder. How could such a country, such a people and people accept bribes. Such a low-level fraud can't deceive us Japanese!" Ning Yun looked disbelief, as if he forgot to bribe the crew a few minutes ago.
Rose said sarcastically: "You should really open your eyes to see the world, Mr. Anbe. This is human nature, the fundamental human nature, never changes by the country, nation, or region. No one is born noble, no one is born ugly! Those guys who give people ratings will definitely have bad intentions!"
Rose's mother and Carl both looked at Rose in shock. Is this what a noble lady should say?
Ning Yun said with a stern face and in a plain tone without any fluctuation: "I can't hear, I can't hear, I can't hear, I can't hear."
The three were helpless.
"Hold your head in your hand, turn around, and turn your back to me. Carl backed."
Ning Yun tied the three of them in turn.
Dangdangdang!
A knock on the door sounded.
"Mr. Hawkley!" the maid's voice.
Ning Yun lowered his voice: "Whoever makes a sound will I beat him to death!"
Open the door, and the two maids obediently asked Ning Yun to tie him up.
Carl was unwilling to give up: "Believe me, I can really bribe the crew. I can pay their income for several years, and there are always people who are willing to. The British are not that noble!"
"No, no! You lied to me, Americans are all liars! The moon in the United States is not rounder than Japan!"
"God, why are you so stubborn!"
"If you do something, stick to it to the end. I have read it in the chicken soup article."
Thinking of chicken soup, Ning Yun said to the two maids: "If I let you go and ask you to go to the kitchen to get a few chickens, will you run away?"
The two maids shook their heads.
"Only one can go, how can I make me believe you? Say it separately."
The old maid said, "In the name of God, I will keep my promise."
The young maid said, "In the name of noble British, I will keep my promise."
This is like an interview, it is very important and can even affect the interviewer's life!
Ning Yun, who was doing HR for the first time, was very cautious, just like all HRs, and chose the young and beautiful one.
Ning Yun said to the beautiful maid: "You must have a live chicken and get a few more."
"Okay, sir!"
Ning Yun touched his pocket, found a green arrow chewing gum, kneaded it into a ball, and took it out to the beautiful maid: "Eat it. This is our Japanese secret ninjutsu - Infinite Moon Reading. If you don't take the antidote within half an hour, you will explode into pieces with a bang!"
Ning Yun gestured an explosive gesture: "It's very scary!"
The beautiful maid nodded silly.
"By the way, I'll still feel constipated." Ning Yun added.
The maid was shocked!
Ning Yun untied the straps: "You must come back!"
"Believe me, sir!" The beautiful maid threw a charming look.
As soon as he left the cabin door, the maid whispered to herself: "You are a Japanese rustic guy, you have never been to London. You are a country man. Do you think I have never eaten mint candy?"
At this time, the passengers basically went to the main restaurant, there was no one in the corridor, and there were very few crew members.
The two crew members were checking for any missing guests. The maid hurried over and said anxiously: "Mr. Hockley has been kidnapped!"
"What did you say?" the crew member was surprised.
"I'm serious! Mr. Hawkeley from Suite B-52 was kidnapped by a Japanese!"
"How is this possible? Take me over!"
"No, the Japanese have guns, it's very dangerous!"
"Then let's go and inform the captain!"
The three of them turned around and saw Ning Yun holding the gun: "Oh! What a surprise! Dear Miss Maid! There are two crew members, come with me now!"
He escorted the three of them back to the cabin and tied them up. Ning Yun said to the old maid: "The task of jailing the rounds is yours now!"
“Check rounds?”
"Sorry, get the chicken."
"In the name of God, I assure you, sir." The old maid's voice was gentle.
Seeing the old maid leave, Ning Yun turned to the young and beautiful one: "Now it's time to talk about our problems. My dear, you will be punished if you make mistakes. Are you right?"
The maid was frightened and said, "Forgive me, sir, I didn't mean it. As long as you don't kill me, you can punish me anyway!"
Finally I realized the pleasure of being a villain: "However I punish you?"
The beautiful maid's voice was charming: "Yes, it's OK! In any way you like!"
Ning Yun touched the maid's head: "It seems you really don't know what the three words Japanese mean!"
"Of course I know, my dear gentleman, the Japanese are all gentlemen and good people! Please punish me hard, don't be sympathetic!" The beautiful maid also tried hard.
At this time, Carl and the two crew members stared at the maid, their eyes shining, and their breathing was a little rapid, and they were eager to know what would happen below! They even forgot about their situation!
Chapter completed!