Chapter 37: I will never write again in the future
The host didn't know what expression to do, but was glad that no casualties were lost, or regret that no casualties were lost. Could it be that Americans would be laughed at for a hundred years?
The host said with a oh, "It's incredible, so many incredible things happened this night."
FBI Field Supervisor: "This is probably not a coincidence. We suspect that the suspect has a plan. First, kidnapped an actor who was well-known back then and attracted public attention. At this time, the main attractions were some Americans, most people in New York, those who were interested in Broadway, and those who had an impression of "Birdman". The number of people added up was not large, and although it attracted many media ideas and there were reports outside the United States, everyone only treated it as a general kidnapping case."
"The way Facebook communicated, voting exploded, and advertising space in front of the hostages made people feel that a brand new kidnapper appeared, which attracted the attention of most netizens in the United States and the world, and a considerable number of them were dissatisfied with the United States, so the voting results were very unfavorable to the United States."
"One of the key points is that the kidnappers asked Miss Emma Watson to dance striptease. Such major and entertaining news cannot be ignored by the media around the world. And Miss Watson's response agreed to make the world even more exciting!"
"At this moment, the explosion happened. It happened when people around the world were most concerned, an explosion with no casualties but absolutely shameful."
The host asked: "Don't the kidnappers have performance personality disorder?"
“It’s doubtful now.”
The host continued to ask: "So, is this a new way of attack, for the United States?"
"It's not certain now. It's not a coincidence that there are too many coincidences, but the initial plan. Pay attention to the map, where the explosion occurred, and be at the suspect's position. The suspect even avoids being fumigated by the stench!"
The host exclaimed: "Oh my God, if this is really a new way to attack the United States, can kidnappers be defined as terrorists?"
"Terrorists are generally organized, and no organization has claimed responsibility for the bombing so far."
The audience in front of the TV couldn't help but complain that they would declare responsibility for such a shameful explosion unless the terrorist organization was terrifying.
When any media introduces the organization in the future, they will mention that the organization's biggest and most well-known action is to explode SHIT!
Any member of the organization must always bear the title of SHIT madman.
This will be laughed to death by other terrorist organizations, which doesn't sound scary at all, okay!
"So far, there are no casualties, not much direct financial losses, and the indirect impact cannot be estimated. In the end, how to define the suspect needs to be determined by the NSA."
The host was a little helpless: "All American audiences can see that although no one was injured for the time being, the kidnappers have caused too much damage to Broadway and the entire United States!"
"Yes, I personally think it's a lot of harm and a bad nature. The key is, who knows what else the suspect can do."
The host's face turned pale when he heard this. Yes, the kidnapper hasn't been caught yet...
Can kidnappers do something even more terrifying with their imaginations of breaking through the sky? It’s scary to think about it. The whole American people can’t stand the ridicule again!
It is said that President Obama's face was so angry that he was so angry!
The host said with lingering fear: "I hope the kidnapping incident can be resolved quickly and safely."
"Actually, we are more worried about imitation now."
"Imitational culprit?"
"Yes, imitators, if there are many imitation kidnappers in the United States, it's unimaginable."
The host imagines that scene, people from major cities across the United States fly around the sky!
"Oh my God! How is this possible! This can never happen!"
Wouldn't America become a "sky" wise?
However, the facts are not subject to human will. Not only in the United States, but also around the world, there are countless imitators.
The key is that this behavior is sensational and relieved!
As long as it is not as serious as the kidnappers do and does not destroy public facilities, the law will be difficult to define. If there are regulations, the punishment will not be serious.
And there are many ways to avoid it. Isn’t there any fireworks without explosives? Can’t it be possible to accidentally fall off?
Children are even more fond of it, so most families suffer from toilets.
There are also naughty children who collect their own things, pack them in plastic bags, and put them in black, fireworks and medicines taken out of firecrackers and fireworks, and throw them to the place where the naughty children hate...
This is much more cruel than toilet paper attacks (rolling paper attacks houses or sites, and it is difficult to clean up after rain)!
The Japanese are the most exaggerated. There are many times in entertainment programs where peanut butter mixed with chocolate attacks on artists. AKB and SKE are both affected.
I even took photos of A.V of related topics, and the specific content broke the lower limit, so I won’t talk about it…
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Chinese media love kidnappers, this is the case. It’s enough to celebrate for several days if there is one such news.
Now it is one after another, all of which are popular news, and it is rare to meet in a century!
Especially this is American news, you don’t have to listen to orders, don’t have to unify the manuscript, and don’t have to take responsibility. You can interpret it yourself, that is, make up...
The media, known for its sensational title, was actually struggling to choose a title, so all kinds of headlines were released.
"Flying" Broadway"
"Take off or not - Emma Watson says "Fly" is the decisive factor"
"From the kidnappers to the terrifying "Shock" elements - Let's look at the evolution of Shinzo Abe"
"Broadway is stinking, and tourists avoid it"
"Emma Watson is also robbed of headlines - Wang Feng is balanced"
"The President's Face, Ask Where Will Xiang Come?" - It is said that President Obama was woken up by White House staff in the middle of the night. The president was shocked to hear what happened. The staff was overly panicked and incoherent. The president thought he was asked to get up and pull Xiang, so he fired him in anger.
Netizens are even more crazy. The Explosive Crazy Demon is much more sensational than 911 hitting the building!
In 2001, the number of people online was only 26 million, and in 2014 there were 650 million, and the spirit of entertainment was completely incomparable.
The latest news is that there are no casualties, so no one will have a moral burden. He is not afraid of a moral emperor suddenly appearing!
So it is time for netizens to use their intelligence and talents.
"Eat your own socks by yourself, Americans praise you for your good taste!"
“Added to KFC Deluxe Lunch.”
"You silly X, don't look down on Xiang, especially Xiang in the United States. Do you know where is near the explosion? It's Times Square and Wall Street! Maybe there are Buffett's Xiang, Bill Gates's Xiang, and even Jobs's old age. Why don't you lick it quickly!"
"I'll go, you'll pass upstairs. My wife sneered at me."
"There are so many beauties on Broadway. Many celebrities have been to Broadway. Helen Mirren, that's the Queen's Xiang, kneel down and lick it, boy!"
"Don't forget the handsome male god, Hugh Jackman, Jack Gyllenhaal, Bradley Cooper, the favorite of young women and girls, there must be someone who is willing to do it. Haha, you guys can't continue to say anything, I'm having a meal."
"Stop talking about these things, who can tell me the impact of this situation on the United States?"
"A big V analysis, Broadway is over, and it will not be able to recover for at least ten years. Many people think it will take longer. The explosion of the kidnappers is very targeted. Those who like Broadway and those who care about Broadway are all petty bourgeois people, petty bourgeois all over the world. These people think they are tall and arrogant. Now Broadway and Xiang are connected together, how can they bear it? Whoever goes to watch Broadway songs and dances will be laughed to death. It is impossible to avoid it. New York has lost a famous holy place to attract tourists since then."
"What the upper floor says is very right, it's too targeted. I give the kidnappers a million likes. One industry is over. To be honest, it's useful to just blow up Broadway, but it's useless to blow up Hollywood. Hollywood is considered a mass consumption. The audience won't stop watching blockbusters because Hollywood was attacked by Xiang. Moreover, many Hollywood stars can be beaten up. In terms of hypocrisy, Broadway is still the most hypocritical. What kind of people like to like Xiang! It's better not to win Xiang every day."
"One blow is fatal! Awesome X!"
"We strongly look forward to the kidnappers becoming a big one. People all over the world thank you!"
"You must thank you. The cruel attack is useless at all. We are united with the enemy. We don't enjoy watching the fun, and we have to pretend to express our grief. It's great now. Except for the United States, the whole world is carnival, and sarcasm is used to make everything. Regular media have all the lower limits, and there are more jokes generated on this day than a year!"
"The attack on the United States, the entertainment world, the Nobel and the Peace Prize are ready."
"Have the kidnappers acted in movies? I'm going to watch it."
"Oh, suddenly I remembered that Hermione wouldn't take it off? That would be miserable. I'll cry to death."
"It's been hanging, Watsons are also tall and generous, charity, the United Nations, and all kinds of high-end bags of salt, Burberry, Lancome, high-end fashion. Have you ever seen Hermione Laxiang? No, there are so many episodes of Harry Potter, so Miss Watsons never Laxiang and will always be constipated!"
"No, the agent has made a preview, will it be changed?"
"Don't worry, there will be temporary workers washing the floor soon..."
Chapter completed!