Chapter 358: Those Legendary Court Anecdotes
"Don't think about those useless things. There is a barrier in front of the cave, so it's very troublesome to get in." Shen Lang shook his head.
"What's wrong with the barrier? Did you burn a big hole with real fire in the backyard of Xia's house?" Chen Pipi said: "Don't tell me, you can't break the barrier in front of the cave."
"It's not difficult to break it, but it's time to burn it with real fire, just like a guy for an hour or two... It's so idiot, so boring!" Shen Lang shook his head repeatedly and said, "Let's drink first."
"Damn! There is a treasure right in front of you, you actually think it's troublesome? What a delicate reason!" Chen Pipi glared at her eyes, "Is this your brain broken or my brain broken? Or are you not curious about the treasures in the cave?"
"I'm really not curious at all." Shen Lang spoke bluntly.
"Why?" Chen Pipi asked.
"Think about it seriously, the Lingyuan was originally occupied by Zhang Licheng. If there was really any treasure, why didn't he take it away, but instead stayed in that cave?" Shen Lang asked.
"Uh...this question..." Chen Pipi thought for a moment and said, "What do you mean is that the treasures in the cave cannot be taken away?"
"Not bad." Shen Lang nodded.
"The treasure cannot be taken away, so it is definitely not something like spiritual weapons and magic weapons. But it should be..." Chen Pipi looked at the pleasing Tianling Fruit Trees in the Spirit Garden, and his eyes lit up. "It must be living things like these Tianling Fruit Trees! If he forcibly uprooted the fruit tree, the spiritual roots of the fruit tree will be destroyed, so he can only stay in the cave forever."
"Yes, you guessed it right." Shen Lang said.
"Then you are not curious about what kind of spiritual fruit immortal tree is there in the cave?" Chen Pipi asked again.
"I'm curious because I must be a little curious." Shen Lang smiled and said, "But do you think Zhang Licheng will leave me that precious spiritual fruit?"
"In theory, it certainly won't." Chen Pipi said.
"Two possibilities, one is that the spirit fruit has been ripe for a long time and has been picked. Now the reason why Zhang Licheng pleases me so much is that he wants to have a good relationship with me may be the fruit tree itself. He wants me to give him some of the fruit when the fruit matures next time."
"The second possibility is that the spirit fruit is not ripe yet and cannot be eaten for the time being, so naturally Zhang Licheng has not picked it. He is still thinking about how to get a share of the pie with me."
Shen Lang looked at the hill not far away, and the colorful light flashing in the powerful barrier in front of the cave, and said lazily: "I know that the fruits in the cave are either unripe or not. But I want to be like a chef, burn them with real fire for an hour or two, and force a hole to be melted out. Isn't this a fool!"
"Maybe the fruit trees there are amazing, but why should I be so anxious? When my fairy master comes back, any finger can break the barrier. Why do I need such trouble?"
"Well...you say that, there is some reason." Chen Pipi scratched his big head, and his interest in the kiwi tree in the cave immediately became three points. After all, even if you break the barrier, it is useless. You are greedy when you look at the unripe fruit, or look at the bare fruit tree in a daze? It would be better to have a drink first.
"Drinking and drinking... Speaking of which, you are so busy every day that you are not as good as a person. My brothers and I haven't drunk together and have a good time. I must drink it today!" Chen Pipi raised his cup.
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At the same time, Xia Qianye and Xia Xiaoniu have returned to the small Zhuzhou of Bihu and are not with Shen Lang.
"People say that people are chaotic after drinking, and men who drink like to be chaotic the most." While walking, Xia Xiaoniu touched her smooth chin, looked at Xia Qianye and joked: "Hey, sister, do you think your guild will be more crazier tonight, and then unlock what new posture on you?"
"Go to you, why didn't you try some new poses on you?" Xia Qianye spat with a red face.
"Because... you are sister! Try it first." Xia Xiaoniu said.
"Tsk, you didn't necessarily give in to me like that when you were a child." Xia Qianye said.
"Why, then, together? Sister, have you ever heard a unique trick called "Two Heroes and One King?" Xia Xiaoniu stared at her big black eyes, thinking about the scene she saw from the pictures of a certain palace royal family, and there was a touch of peach on her little face.
"What are the two queens and one kings? What is this posture?" Xia Qianye had a dark face: "Where did you hear these?"
"Um... in the book!" Miss Xia's face was not blushing, "Didn't you always say that I would read more books? Last time I found a book that was circulated from the royal family of the Dagan Kingdom in the library... Wow, according to the introduction in the book, those kings and the like are really amazing in that aspect, and I really know how to play! I'll take it out the next day, let's study it with my husband..."
"You..." Xia Qianye's face became darker and darker, and she felt speechless: "I asked you to read books, who asked you to read books and study those postures? No wonder! No wonder you looked so experienced last night and even put on gardenias..."
The Xia sisters were originally sisters who could talk about everything. Now they were going to marry the same person and become that kind of sister, so their relationship naturally became closer. There were no outsiders in the Bihu Xiaozhu, so the two fairy masters were no longer there, so they talked about sex in the boudoir, and they became even more scrupleless and unrestrained.
But at this moment, the closed door suddenly opened, and Lin Yue'er suddenly walked out of the door and looked at them curiously: "What position are you talking about? What gardenia?"
Xia Qianye was shocked and felt embarrassed. She thought to herself that she was talking about such a shameful topic. It happened that Master this month ran into him. This was really a bit... "She could have heard it all, right?"
Lin Yue'er didn't know what they were talking about, but seeing the two of them being so embarrassed, she immediately guessed eighty or ninety. She thought to herself that these two girls were talking about that topic... At the same time, she also thought of poses such as inserting gardenias on Shen Lang. Unconsciously, her face turned red.
In an instant, the wind by the lake seemed to become a little quiet, and the three people standing in front of the door also became a little quiet. They each had their own thoughts, but they were all three of Shen Lang's women, and their faces were blushing together...
In the awkward and weird atmosphere, Xia Xiaoniu, who was the most nervous, reacted first and said in surprise: "Oh! Master Yue'er, Master Xian'er, when are you back?"
"When I met Senior Sister Qiu, I went to the ancient clan again and came back a little late." Lin Yue'er came to her senses, "By the way, I brought you a gift."
"What gift?" Xia Xiaoniu asked excitedly.
"The secret elixir of the ancient tribe of the wilderness, the body tempering pill of the All Spirits." Lin Yue'er said as she took out two small boxes that seemed to be condensed into flowers and gave them.
"The Ten Thousand Spirit Body Tempering Pill, can you strengthen your body?" Xia Xiaoniu asked curiously.
"In fact, it's the great replenishment pill." Before Lin Yue'er could answer, Lin Xian'er came over with a smile, "Your Master Yue'er said, Shen Lang's bastard is too strong and I'm afraid you can't stand it, so I'll give you some replenishment."
"Uh..." Xia Qianye blushed again.
"He is in good health, too long." Perhaps because of living together, living together day and night, and being too similar to a family, Xia Xiaoniu didn't think anything wrong with talking about that kind of thing in front of Lin Yue'er, but she joked more boldly: "Hey! Master Yue'er, how do you know that my husband is too strong?"
Chapter completed!