"Brother Fat, how much money do you lack there?" Luo Fan asked.

"Our external relations department has a total of 10,000 yuan this time, and it is assigned to 5 people, one person is 2,000, and I am still 1,500 away."

"What about the others?"

"The others are similar, but now they have already received a total of 1,700 yuan in sponsorship."

"Hey! If you say that, Fat Brother, you still have the most 500 yuan! How did you get it?" Luo Fan asked curiously.

Zhang Shuai looked a little embarrassed when he heard this. He hesitated for a long time before saying, "I said yes, but you can't laugh at me."

"Brother Fat, what are you talking about! Am I that kind of person? Will I laugh at my own brother?"

After Luo Fan said this, Zhang Shuai believed it. He cleared his throat and said, "This is the thing. Didn't I go to get sponsorship yesterday? As a result, I hit a wall all day and when it was almost dark, I went to the last store selling fitness equipment on that street.

I just told my boss that I was from the External Relations Department of Shanghai University of Technology, and the boss guessed my purpose. He told me directly that he was not interested in sponsoring and asked me to go to the next house for questions.

I sighed and turned around and left, but I saw a few fake grenades hanging by the wall.

Xiao Luo, you know that I like cars and I am still a military fan, so I can't walk when I see this thing.

When the boss saw that I was interested in this grenade, he told me that this was a copy of police equipment, and it would be the same as it would be if it didn't sound.

In the end, I spent 280 to buy this toy. I regretted it when I went out. I went to sponsor it, but I didn’t expect that the sponsorship was not enough and I paid 280 yuan.”

When Luo Fan heard this, the corner of his mouth twitched. Otherwise, why would he say that Zhang Shuai is his best friend? The two of them have exactly the same hobbies. Luo Fan is also a military fan, but he is a little different from Zhang Shuai. He only knows how to look at it and will never buy it.

"It was already dark when I came out of the store. I thought about having a meal nearby and then going back to school! It just so happened that I was a little tired of eating the food in the cafeteria.

As a result, I saw someone setting off fireworks in the street before me. It wasn’t New Year’s Day! I even hit a wall for a day today, and I was in a bad mood, so I stopped to watch for a while.

The fireworks were set off and when I was about to leave, a police car stopped in front of me, and several policemen got out of the car.

The leading policeman looked at me and looked at the fireworks and asked: Did you set it off?

I was so stupid that I watched the fun, so why did I let it go? I quickly explained to the police.

After hearing this, the police asked again: Then why are you so close to you? Everyone else is so far away? Who is not the one you put?

I was a little angry at the time and said to the police: I don’t even smoke a cigarette or don’t have a lighter, how could it be me!

After saying that, I flipped my pocket and I took out a simulated grenade.

Several policemen were shocked by me, and then I was pressed to the ground.

Fortunately, they later checked and found that the grenade was fake, and other passers-by testified to me that the fireworks were not set by me, so they helped me up.

The leading policeman also said: Your grenade has taken us lightly. I thought we will check if you set off a firework, so you won’t be able to get the grenade out, right? Don’t carry this thing with you in the future. If we didn’t bring a gun today, you might have suffered a serious injury today.”

Hearing this, Luo Fan laughed without restraint.

"Damn! I'll not smile if I promised?"

"Brother Fat, I can't hold back anymore. This time I'm wrong. I'll give you the rest of your sponsorship. Is it my apology?" Luo Fan said with a smile.

Zhang Shuai didn't say anything when he heard this, which was considered a default.

After Luo Fan laughed enough, he asked Zhang Shuai: "Brother Fat, you haven't told me how you got the 500 sponsorships yet, let's continue talking!"

Zhang Shuai sighed helplessly and continued, "I am completely dissatisfied by this. I don't want to eat, so I just took a shortcut back to school.

Halfway through the way, someone came to the front, and someone behind the man shouted: Catch the thief, don't let him run away.

When I saw that the man was so thin, I was so angry that I had no place to vent my anger, so I blocked him and pushed him down.

The man got up from the ground and took out a dagger to let me get out of it.

I was actually a little panicked at that time, but the people behind me immediately chased him, so I wanted to scare him.

I took out the grenade from my pocket, then looked at his dagger and said: Brother, who do you think these two things are more awesome.

He threw the dagger to the ground at that time, and the person behind him was frightened to the point where he saw the guy in my hand and quickly called the police.

At this time, the thief said to me: Brother, your situation is much more serious than if I steal something. Otherwise, how about we two running together? I know where there is no surveillance, so I will definitely be able to run away.

I ignored him. After a few minutes, the police arrived, and it happened to be the ones just now.

They were happy as soon as they saw me, and the leading policeman said to me: You are so ok, boy!

I held the grenade and chatted with the police.

Maybe the police were too rude to me just now, and they were very good when they spoke. The thief was stunned. His expression seemed to be saying that this guy was fine with a grenade and was still so polite to him. What is the background?

The next day, the boss who sold fitness equipment found out about me. He found me and told me that he would give us 500 yuan, just to think it was the advertising fee for me to advertise the things in his store.”

"This is how you came from the 500 love! You really have it! But don't be so reckless next time. This time, the thief has a problem with his mind and is frightened by you. It won't be sure next time."

After hearing Luo Fan's words, Zhang Shuai scratched his head embarrassedly, and then promised on the phone that he would never again.

"Okay, Fat Brother, please wait for me! I'm going back to the dormitory now. After I go back, I'll talk to you about sponsorship in detail."

"Okay! By the way, don't tell the others in the dormitory about this! I want shame."

"I understand, they are all brothers, can I betray you?" Luo Fan hung up the phone.

Luo Fan hung up the phone, opened the penguin the next second, clicked the top Li Jingyi chat box and typed it: "Class Rabbit, I just heard something very funny. Do you still remember Zhang Shuai? Just the one I called Fat Brother, when he went out to get sponsorship yesterday..."

In Hangzhou, in the girls' dormitory building of the Huaxia Academy of Fine Arts, Li Jingyi, who was drinking milk tea, saw Luo Fan's message and squirted out directly, and just sprayed it on the roommate's painting.

"Li Jingyi, you are crazy! I will hand over my painting tomorrow!"

Now the joy is so sad.

***The author has something to say***

My best friend once said: Good brothers just used it to make their girlfriend happy, and then he is now trapped in the United States and has also won the new crown, which has become our joke. I feel unhappy in retribution!
Chapter completed!