"Namo happy Buddha, two female donors, I am so distressed to you."

Accompanied by the Buddha's name, a striking bald head shone in the sunshine cast from the treetops.

He was a young monk of seventeen or eighteen years old, with beautiful eyebrows and beautiful eyes, jade face and red lips. If he had long hair, he could definitely be called a handsome young man in the turbid world. His outfit was very special, wearing a dark monk robe, which was still slim, which was very different from the common monk dress.

He was not wearing shoes, just like the legendary barefoot monk who walked very well, and he was not ordinary, giving people a sense of déjà vu. Walking in the woodland full of soil and fallen leaves, his feet were smooth and fair, and when he raised his legs, his soles were white, and he had never been stained with the dust in the world.

When they saw the little monk in black, the two women were trembling all over, as if they had seen an evil ghost in broad daylight.

"Happy...happy Monk?"

The long-legged girl fell softly to the ground, her lips were trembling and she couldn't help but move backwards.

The big-breasted girl next to her immediately collapsed under the tree when she heard the name of the monk in black, with despair in her eyes.

The monk in black is famous in the world of supernatural powers and has poems to prove it:

A bald donkey in the Swordsman, and a little green in the flowers.

A single palm shocked the world, and the legs contained murderous aura.

According to legend, the young monk was an orphan and was taken in by an old monk in Shaolin Temple since he was a child.

When he was fourteen years old, he went out with the old monk to beg for alms and traveled all the way to the border of Tibet. By chance, the young monk awakened his supernatural powers and obtained the inheritance of the Tibetan Tantric Buddhism. This man was gifted and realized the joyful Zen method that had been lost for hundreds of years, and also learned the Tantric Mahashi that had been extinct for more than a hundred years.

What happened later was shocking. The Huanxi Monk killed the old monk who had raised him for more than ten years and rebelled out of Shaolin. When Shaolin sent four major monks to pursue this person, they were strongly killed by the Huanxi Monk. His big hand seal was used to shock the world and shocked the entire supernatural world, so he was known as "a single palm that shocked the world".

This is not the end. The monk of the joyful demon ignored the rules and regulations of monks. When he met a beautiful woman, he had to participate in the joyful meditation with the other party. The man with murderous aura between his legs was not blown out. According to incomplete statistics, there were hundreds of female aliens in the superpower world who were poisoned and sucked away all his skills.

With this technique similar to collecting yin and replenishing yang, the cultivation of the Huanxi Demon Monk has been a thousand miles a day, and many famous masters can't do anything about him. As for the low-level aliens, they are even more frightened. When they hear the name of the Huanxi Demon Monk, they hide far away. The two trembling women in front of them are the most realistic portrayal.

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The big-breasted girl knelt on the ground, and she said with tears in her nose: "Master, my husband died early. My two-year-old daughter is waiting for me to go home. She has parents and parents-in-law at home that need my care. Please beg the master to be kind to me, I can't let my baby be so young without a mother."

A woman is sincere and touching.

When normal people hear these words, they will inevitably feel compassion.

However, the monk Huanxiu looked expressionless and clasped his hands together and said, "Namo Huanxiu Buddha has sinned and sinned. Monks do not lie. This female donor, you are full of lies. If you are not sincere, your wish will not work. I forgive me for not being able to satisfy your wish."

The big-breasted girl was shaking all over and begged: "Everything of the little girl is true, please let me go!"

Hearing this, the monk in black suddenly changed his style and cursed: "I scolded the next door, bitch, I insisted on forcing a gentleman like me to swear words! Dog said, you don't even choose a partner when you lie. Is your Buddha so easy to fool?"

Looking at the little monk with a collapsed character, the two women were stunned and did not react for a moment.

"You were in the south and cheated a few local wealthy people. After returning to Xichuan, you found a spare tire and married the man." The monk of the Happy Monk said the easy-to-understand modern language and shook his head and said, "The sea of ​​suffering is boundless, and it is the shore that I turned back. I thought you had reformed, but I didn't expect that in just one year of marriage, you designed to kill your mortal husband and seize her property. Your mother-in-law was angry with you half a year ago, and your father-in-law is still bedridden."

Speaking of this, the little monk glared at the woman with disgust and said, "You didn't even give birth to an egg, where did you get a two-year-old daughter?"

The woman with big breasts instantly pale and her forehead was covered in cold sweat.

Her eyes were full of incredibleness, and she didn't understand why the monk understood the situation so well.

The long-legged woman also sweated coldly, suspecting that the little monk had mastered the legendary mind reading technique and saw through their secrets at first sight.

"And you, if you don't work as a technician in Dongguan, you have to change careers and become a female anchor. You will be posing all day long, twisting your waist and swaying your hips, confusing the mortal otakus." The little monk reached out and pointed to the woman with long legs in his chest and said endlessly: "You hide your identity as a technician and call yourself a female teacher in the dance department of the art school. That's fine, live broadcast rewards are originally one who wants to beat the other and the other wants to be beaten. It shouldn't be sure, you shouldn't be punished for money."

After a pause, the monk of joy revealed the crime of a poor-breasted woman: "You met offline with many male fans and cheated money. Later, you targeted an otaku who inherited a large inheritance and was brave enough to be brave. Less than half a year after getting married to him, you used your superpowers to cause your husband to have a car accident. Your methods were too hidden than mortals, but they could not hide from the superpowers of the government police. It was under the investigation of the strange police that you were guilty and fled to another world in Qingcheng. Could you be wronged?"

The long-legged woman's face is like gold paper, and her body is shaking even harder.

"The injustice is not a family, and you don't go into the family. You two have a similar smell. When you meet in another world in Qingcheng, you become good sisters." The monk in black looked like a stream, and swept over the two trembling women, and suddenly showed a strange smile: "Everyone in the world calls me a happy demon monk, but I don't like this title. To be honest, I prefer to call myself [Green Tea Successor]. When I was slain, I made a great vow - to pass on the green tea bitch in the world, and to give a quiet and peaceful world!"

Such a great vow made the lurking Boss Ye secretly praise it.

The two young green tea girls were not as good as Boss Ye. Not to mention that they were exhausted, even in their heyday, they had no chance of winning against this powerful monk, who was very capable of fighting. The two women exchanged glances and used the weapon that women were best at and most powerful.

"Master, I'm wrong. The little girl is willing to reform herself and convert to my Buddha!" ​​The big-breasted woman in a panic and inadvertently exposed her white career line, and seemed to be very sincere: "I'm willing to practice joyful Zen with the master, serve the master's daily life, and ask the master to fulfill his wish!"

"Master, the Buddha said that I would like to put down my butcher's knife and become a Buddha. I would like to change my mind and become a new person. I listen to the master's teaching of Buddhism day and night. Please give me a chance to reform myself." The long-legged woman twisted her body as she spoke. She was worthy of being a female anchor. It was very touching and fascinating.

"Good, good, the sea of ​​suffering is boundless, and turning back is the shore." The young monk seemed to be interested in his sexual desire, and his tone became much more kind: "What the female donor said is the most, the prodigal son turned back and did not change gold, put down the butcher's knife, and became a Buddha immediately. Since the two female donors have the desire to repent, they would like to listen to my monk's lecture on the "Sutra of Prayer of Joy" to help you wash the dirt and take refuge in my Buddha."

The two girls were overjoyed when they heard this and nodded quickly to agree.

Don’t say that if you listen to a scripture, as long as you can survive, it’s okay to unlock a hundred shameful postures.

The little monk sat cross-legged, knocked on the wooden fish, and muttered something in his mouth.

The Buddhist scriptures he told were obscure and difficult to understand, and the characters were pronounced extremely strange, and the two women didn't understand a single sentence.

Gradually, the two women's bodies twitched.

They opened their mouths wide and could not make any sound.

They tried to struggle to escape, but they couldn't even move their fingers.

The two women felt something was serious. Their extraordinary abilities resonated with the scriptures. In the process of this resonance, their extraordinary abilities that they practiced over the years were rapidly leaking out, integrating into the scriptures, and then flew into the body of the monk who was happy.

Boss Ye in the dark was also stunned.

He saw a scene that science could not explain. The young monk chanting was covered with a faint golden light, which seemed solemn and sacred and inviolable. And the two women had a charming peach pink light.

The two kinds of lights merge into one, causing an incongruous scene.

The little monk with a solemn appearance was doing something very unsanctuary, quickly absorbing the pink energy from the two women.

Dongdong!

After a while, the two women fell softly to the ground and stopped breathing.

The little monk stood up and seemed to be more energetic, as if his skills were getting better. He clasped his hands together and said, "I have a sin, I am the one who has given me a word first. I am the green tea savior. Even the children know that if you don't listen or not, the monk chants the scriptures... The two female donors dare to listen to me chant the scriptures. I admire your courage very much."

As he said that, he showed a self-deprecating look and muttered to himself: "It seems that people in the world have a deep misunderstanding of me. Could the joyful Zen they understand is to take off their clothes and do that shameful thing? Is the sinful one who became a monk? How could I do that kind of thing?"
Chapter completed!